And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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