i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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