Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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