I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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