This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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