you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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