I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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