oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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