What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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