just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We talked him into tasing himself.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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