who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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