His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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