where am i from again
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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