Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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