You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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