So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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