Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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