If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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