The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
whose parrot is this?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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