Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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