BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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