Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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