Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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