glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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