Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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