i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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