And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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