idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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