Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you win again, gameday.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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