it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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