Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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