DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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