question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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