My pussy is not your playground.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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