I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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