I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Naked. naked and bneed help.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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