i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
