it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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its like you know when i get waxed
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Oh god it's open bar.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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