I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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