I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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