I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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