ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
