They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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