you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
