You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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