That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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