i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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