nutella sex= disaster
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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