yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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