About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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