Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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