my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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