4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
