he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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