since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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