No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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