I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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