she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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